Tigger

Shiny Tigger is a pokemon and high ranking member of the bird cult that recently rose to prominence. They have taken over 5 birds under their ugly wing tattoos. The second that they become Head Bird, they plan to declare their love and undying devotion for G.L.I.P., but they are unaware that even G.L.I.P. thinks they are far too gross and loose with their morals. They have recently declared war after claiming that the Dorito pope himself had come down and stabbed their foot with a sharpened Dorito. In actuality they stepped on the flat side of a dorito outside their local Canadian embassy/Tim Hortons, and decided that enough was enough. They have eaten several dogs, and intend to continue doing so as long as they can find more dogs. Their plan to defeat the dorito pope largely consists of vaguetweeting from their local government sanctioned McDonalds. So far this has had no effect on the pope or his forces. Recently a flash drive belonging to them was found in a medieval times, next to Randy Pitchford’s. They were last seen claiming that Shrek 4 was a good movie from the dumpster behind an Outback Steakhouse.