Aïgen Von Strükkenheimenlägerwashenclothens

Ogibenogishokujolijiannkoonkainkukkenkiggenwassenburgerbarbarastreisandheimmenhammertimenlugervonschweiztaxxenfrauddenmcspankywankyloggenvoggen, (no relation to smitty werbenjagermanjensen) more commonly know by his alter ego Aïgen Von Strükkenheimenlägerwashenclothns, sometimes known as markenpunsenfukkenlongennamen, is a mysterious figure believed to be behind Big Ross' rise to power in the early 2020's, however this has never been conclusively proven, not even by Snopes.