Double America



The Glorious People's United Republic of Double America was a country in the North America region of Earth, ruled by an incompetent leader only known as Mission Accomplished. Double America's territory fully overlaps with that of the real United States (aka Ochre Heaven), which is extremely unusual. This is because Double America was created when one of the Dorito Pope's "Flamin' Hot Leviathans" crashed into the state of North Dakota, an attack so catastrophic that it split the country's patriotic energy in half, creating Double America in a parallel dimension and taking the Leviathan with it.

Because of the destruction wrought by the Dorito Pope's actions, Double America has no viable natural resources. The only industry that existed in Double America was the fast-food industry, and the country otherwise relied entirely on Ochre Heaven for support. Because of this strange economy, 99.9% of the Double American population is morbidly obese. The country's only healthy population is not allowed to eat fast food in order to keep the restaurants running; they were instead required to subsist on a diet consisting of avocado toast and raw milk.

Double America's existence as a state ended shortly after the end of a war with Ochre Heaven that left the country in ruins. It was succeded by the Teslan Republic of Triple America, headed by the enterprising E-Lawn Musko. However, it is only a matter of time before Ochre Heaven's armed forces reclaim the lost patriotic energy, causing the dimension Double America once existed in to collapse.